Saturday, April 11, 2009

Kick some demon a**!

I'm involved in my first haunted house investigation and it's a major deal. There are appliances turning on by themselves. Noises and voices. Nightmares. Temporary posession of all family members. Mostly what I've experienced are things showing up on pics, videos, and audio recordings. The demons don't like me at all and, actually seem somewhat afraid since I am very religious inspite of my shortcomings. They called me an a**hole multiple times. LOL

They are just mad because they chose the losing side. :-p

L-O-S-E-R-S!

The house has been cleaned by one pro already, yet it still seems to have a problem. I've been able to give them temporary relief by commanding and harassing the demons in the name of Jesus Christ. Playing any kind of religious music can be quite effective. I have the complete audio Bible on order. Mwahaha. Gregorian chants are also great.

My fiancee and myself are their friends so we've been going over for moral support and to watch over everyone while they sleep for one night a week. The poor family is exhausted.

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